I should not complain, though. My busy summer has been interspersed with fun trips with the family. The first and best was, of course, Disneyland with the whole family. At first, I was worried about this trip. I find that as I grow older, I turn snottier and like crowds of people less and less. But, the magic of Disneyland made everything... perfect. Here are the trip highlights:
- Theo loved tea cups and even started to spin the wheel
- I was beating everyone in Buzz Lightyear's Astro Blasters until Brigham suddenly dominated
- Dad played the good sport and ran across the park to get fast passes
- During the parade, Kylie yelled at me, "Elsa is coming! ELSA IS COMING!!!"
- Indiana Jones was our first ride of the trip, and it's right next to the Dole Whip shack
- We loved walking through Radiator Springs; we just didn't get "cozy at the cone"
- Mom was reprimanding me for making her wait in an "airplane museum." That is, of course, before she found out that Soarin' through California is the best ride ever.
- Dad seemed to really like Star Tours until I saw his face slacken as he experienced motion sickness.
- The "Paint the Night" parade and World of Color shows were, honestly, my favorite part of the trip
- Disneyland made me have a severe existential crisis. It made me realize that I want to work there, and live there, and watch Disney movies there, and have babies there. AND it made me ask the worst question of all: what the heck am I doing with my life?
|That didn't go too well.|
My second mini trip was to Farmington, New Mexico, the glorious land of rocks, dirt, and dust. The drive there was actually quite fun. I love red rock, but we saw gray rock, tan rock, and even turquoise rock. I got to see my dad's family and my grandpa. I haven't seen him for eight years, which reflected in our strained conversation. He asked me two questions: "Do you still play the piano?" & "So how many boyfriends do you have?" (Not really & zero). One of my favorite parts of the trip was going to the Aztec Ruins National Monument. I'm not really sure why they call it the "Aztec Ruins." I'm pretty sure the Pueblo people lived there. Even so, the ruins were pretty remarkable, and I've figured out where I could live if I ever become a hobo.
|At that moment, a gust of wind conveniently blew under my shirt and made me look pregnant.|
|Pretty amazing, yes?|
By the way, the waters of Fiji were not idyllic, nor were they refreshing. They were cold, and agonizing.